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Claude Permanently Raises Weekly Limits By Giving Users Less Than They Have Today; Says It Should Feel Like More

San Francisco — Aug. 29, 2026
Developer with a calculator beside iced coffees labeled TODAY and PERMANENT RAISE under a WEEKLY LIMITS +25% screen

The increase is smaller than the increase they already gave. They would like this filed under exciting.