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Grand Theft Auto VI Preview Lands; Employers Quietly Mark September As Lost

Manager in an office of game-filled screens

Preview footage of Grand Theft Auto VI circulated Friday, prompting several companies to revise third-quarter expectations downward after realizing a large portion of the workforce had already made plans to vanish.

A mid-level manager in Jacksonville said he supports work-life balance and would like his team to find that balance after they finish stealing a boat.

“People asked if they could work remote that week,” an IT director said. “I said yes. They were going to anyway.”