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National Hurricane Center Clarifies Tropical Storm Dolly Has Nothing To Do With Dolly Parton, Country Immediately Unconvinced

Weather studio tracking Tropical Storm Dolly

The National Hurricane Center issued an unusual statement Thursday explaining that Tropical Storm Dolly was named from a rotating list and is not a meteorological tribute to Dolly Parton.

The clarification appeared to have the opposite effect.

“That’s exactly what they would say,” said a woman in Jacksonville, loading water into a cart that already contained batteries, white bread, and a sense of narrative.